- “I wish I could watch the Amazing Race”
- “This ‘Sumatra’ coffee is very watery”
- “Why am I suddenly infatuated with Tina Fey?
- “Why is ‘Big Oil’ making itself out to be a victim of things like ‘bad public opinion’ when it is proclaiming profits of 200 billion dollars?”
- “Good on the Muslim graveyards of Mumbai to not allow the hotel gunmen to be buried there.”
- “Some things I do for money, some things I do for free.”
- “I hope I get that/those job(s).”
- “Why is the phrase “Prepositioooons!” yelled in an angry manner accompanied with fist shaking making me laugh so much?”